Naturally, this enrages the grumpy captain even further. By the way, what is McCormick’s field of expertise? Audio Oceanic Wildlife Profiler? Sounds cool! (Get it? Audio – sounds….oh, never mind.)īack to the bridge, where McCormick tries to convince the captain the mysterious heat signals are coming from the giant Mega-Shark.
Mega shark bridge movie#
So he screamed for his expert’s advise only to disregard it….probably the movie is being depressingly realistic on this point. But our standard issue jerk of a captain insists that’s just what they are. Whales? No, McCormick knows they are too large.
Once there the captain consults him on some strange heat signals coming from somewhere out in the water. (Ha ha!) It takes his ensign girlfriend to get his attention away from the shark, and him up onto the bridge. And he hasn’t heard the captain yelling for him because he’s testing ways to repel sharks by using sound. McCormick, played by Jaleel White) Being an enthusiastic science geek, he’s down in the well equipped lab/fish tank he shares with a great white shark. crabby, rumpled and donut-fed) starts yelling for “the shark guy.” (One Lt. On the bridge an authentic looking captain (I. (I don’t judge a monster to be “giant” unless it can eat and/or crush the celebrated products of our vaunted technology.)īefore we, or a surviving miner, have a chance to catch our breath, we’re whisked off to the mid-Atlantic where a World War II era battleship is on patrol! And why not, they still look neat. Sure, it’s medium to low quality digital animation, but at least it’s big enough to swallow a car. Most of them are able to flee to safety before a giant “Crocosaurus” lunges out of the mine, eating the guard (yea!) and stepping on a worker (pathos!) And we get a nice daytime look at the beast. Suddenly the white trash guard isn’t so scary, and the workers drop their tools and run. (Booo!) Then another tremor comes and we hear the growl of some great beast. Our story begins in an African diamond mine where a white trash guard insists the impoverished black workers stay on the job even when a tremor threatens to bring down the roof.
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