"Eventually the police arrived but wouldn’t come inside they stood outside and essentially instructed us to kick everyone out and they would keep them out." "We did what we could but it was beyond our control." "When we went in there was around 60 people brawling on the dance floor." "One night a bartender came out to the door and told me there was a fight inside, there was no security inside just 2 of us on the door." "They also wouldn’t pay to get CCTV installed which upset the local police." "I found a set of second hand radios for under £200 but they refused to buy them I ended up buying whistles for the team to at least give us something to use to get each others attention." "There just wasn’t enough of us to actually watch the whole club and even when we did see something we couldn’t call for back up." "We had so many incidents there that it was just insane." "The club was taking around 45k per week but they wouldn’t pay for radios for us to least be able to communicate." "So did the fire brigade, they said there wasn’t enough of us to evacuate the venue if we had to, they were right too." "I kept telling them that we were dangerously understaffed." "I used to be the head of security for a club that had the most tight-fisted owners I’ve ever heard of." "All this because some f*cking walnut thought they could squeeze the people at the bottom of the pile who actually did the work that made the company money."- nancybell_crewman "The company lost millions of dollars in business and had to lay off half the staff because they were going to go bankrupt otherwise." "Fast forward a few months and it turns out the temps are idiots and caused the number of pick and 'not on pallet' errors to increase, customers are now leaving in droves, and sales people are bailing out too." "Cue a meeting with the sales team and the f*cking walnut, who proceeded to lecture everybody about how 'picking is an entry level job' and 'anybody could do it' and how they're going to bring in a bunch of temp labor 'because they will actually appreciate the opportunity'." "Delivery routes got delayed because of the short staffing and loss of the best workers, customers got upset because they were receiving the wrong items or not getting them at all, and the sales team, which wasn't paid enough to get screamed at by angry customers, was furious." "When you experience that difference (and you have the wisdom and experience to know you're not being deluded by things like abuse or newness or getting caught up in a big fire that's going to burn out fast), it tells you so much." "I remember another relationship, thinking, 'Oh, I would love her to meet the family, she'd get along with everyone's kids, my friends would love her, I just had this great moment with her, and I wanted to tell people about it, I enjoy talking about her.'" "I remember being in one relationship and having those feelings of, 'Should I introduce her to the family, when I talk to others about her, I'm exhausted from some argument, etc.'" If you're constantly talking about the problems or hiding them, pay attention to why." If you're apologizing for their actions, pausing to reframe positive ways to speak about them, or ignoring the red flags, then listen to that instinct. "If you're nervous about introducing them, listen to why. That will tell you a lot about how you feel about them." " Listen to how you describe your partner to friends, or how you think at the moment how you're describing your partner to them. I don't know to this day if he was messing with me, but I'm pretty sure I just told him to Google it. I think he's messing with me and just answer "masturbation." He asks what that is, and if his mom can help him. I explain to him, professionally, that he should ejaculate into the cup we provided. We tell him to go home and bring us back a sample.
Teenager comes in, thinks he might be sterile.One patient called a took the "just bring it in, hand deliver it!" directions too literally and tried to shove a handful of semen through the office window. We give them two sterile cups, paper bags, and instructions. Patients have to bring in semen samples post vasectomy to make sure there was no issue with the procedure so we can declare them sterile.It's pretty wild and I have lots of stories (my poor boyfriend), but here are two of my favorites: Yes!!! This is going to get buried, but I worked in a urologist's office for a long time.
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